3 lb. miscellaneous
pork: any mixture of leftover pork loin, ham, Andouille sausage, hot
smoked sausage, etc. (You want some sausage in this, cut into rounds.)
1 t. cayenne pepper
1 t. chili powder
2 bay leaves (yes, we
know more than one bay leaf per recipe is almost illegal; it's certainly
immoral)
1 t. dried thyme
4 T. chopped fresh
parsley
2 cans (25 oz.) tomatoes
2 cups long-grained
rice
Beer and/or water
1-2 lb. shrimp, raw
in shell (these may have been previously frozen), rinsed thoroughly
To make this, you really need
a cauldron. Or at least a large vat. We have a 5-gallon, heavy-bottomed,
stainless steel brewpot, and a wicked long wooden spoon. (You do need a
heavy-bottomed pan; one of those thin, white-enameled wussy things won't
work.)
Melt the butter and add the corn oil to it. Dump in all of the chicken
breast cubes (or cubist shapes) and sauté
until sort of browned. Remove the chicken to a large bowl (use
a slotted spoon, because you'll need the excess oil). To this hot
oil, add the onions, scallions, garlic, red pepper, and celery. If
you are using uncooked pork for any of the "miscellaneous pork," add it
at this point and cook with the veggies. Otherwise, just cook the
veggies together, muttering "my, that looks lovely," and "will you smell
that?" Sauté
until veggies are golden and meat is sort of cooked.
Dump the chicken back in. And all of the pork. And the spices.
And the tomatoes. And the rice. You'll add about 3 bottles
of beer or about 4 cups of extra liquid. Use up that BudCoorsMillerPabst(Milwaukee'sFinest)
someone brought to your last party and nobody drank. Now's the time.
Take a wooden spoon and give this all a good stir. You have now had
your aerobic work-out for the day. Pat everything down, so all of
the rice is below the liquid, more or less.
Cook. For a while. Have a few non-expendable beers. Eventually,
this will come up to a simmer. Have a couple more beers. This
will cook at a simmer for about 45 minutes. You want it done, but
you want the rice to retain some body, too. About 30 minutes into a
45-minute cooking time, add the shrimp, pushing them all down into the liquid.
They'll cook up just fine.
This is a leftover dish. It was created as a way to spice up and
use up meat, extending it with rice and veg. So, several things should
be remembered:
You can toss in any
peppers you happen to have (but Habañ
eros and Scotch bonnets and so on should take the place of cayenne. This
ain't Texas. This ain't chili.).
The above is a recipe that
has been doubled from the original guidelines. We never make
this for the 6-8 that the original (un-Miked) recipe says it serves. We
often use 9 lbs. or more of meat and shrimp. If you want, you can
chop most of this in half (well, except the cauldron).
If someone else shows up,
calls at the last minute, or says they're bringing cousin Ernie, add more
rice and more beer. No biggie.
Don't serve this on paper
plates. You'll be sorry. So will your carpet.
Some accompaniements are
nice. Salad works well. (Mike says French bread is okay.)(Except
he whinges when I make him go to the store at the last minute to get it.)
People may want to bring stuff to dinner, but if they find out we're
making jambalaya, they often don't bother. (Which is a good thing, because
this is already a helluva lot of food, and we'd have too many leftovers.)
You can maybe make corn bread, if you have a good recipe.
This does re-heat. Don't
worry about the shrimp being re-heated; most of them get gleaned long before
it's time to put the leftovers away.
1The recipe actually calls for green pepper. But
Mark and Priscilla Olson (past Minicon Fan Guests) are good friends who usually
eat this dish with us, and they believe green bell peppers are poison. So
we use red...the flavor's the same, and everybody's happy.
2Remember that
it's easier to add heat than to take it out. Don't over-correct on
the Tabasco; serve the dish with hot sauces and let people happily do the
screaming Cajun macho thing.